Posted on: July 2nd, 2009 at 1:12 am

Stupid lizards, ruining my castle. I'll show them! A delightful assortment of anti-dinosaur weapons awaits!

Posted on: June 23rd, 2009 at 1:04 am

So you want a Mansion? You've gotta work for it! Buy Low! Sell High! Location Location Location! If you want that Million Dollar Mansion you better start flippin those houses!

Posted on: June 22nd, 2009 at 1:01 am

Defend your maze against weird creeps! Giant lips, angri clowdz, oh noes!

Posted on: June 20th, 2009 at 1:56 am

Got mad farmer skillz? Put hens on nests, feed them, collect eggs, clean nests... this is starting to sound like work!

Posted on: June 13th, 2009 at 1:35 am

Bacon don't grow on trees. If you want to find out how pig becomes pork, saddle up, little buddy!

Posted on: May 28th, 2009 at 1:51 am

Keep your dozen towers cool, baby. Fight off the nasties who want to wreck your buzz.

Posted on: May 12th, 2009 at 1:23 am

Exploit your neighbors! Fuel their fears and take their money. Then, spread your insidious cult all over town!