Posted on: January 6th, 2009 at 1:14 am

Poor Rihanna - she's going to catch a horrible cold, all wet like that. If she won't come in out of the rain, let's at least get her into something warm and snuggly, shall we?

Posted on: January 5th, 2009 at 1:09 am

How do you get there first? Keep your enemies moving slow! Build barriers to delay your AI opponent.

Posted on: January 4th, 2009 at 1:06 am

Chibi is Japanese for "little person." See? Even dress up games have something to teach you! Now lets get pretty, shall we?

Posted on: January 3rd, 2009 at 1:03 am

Brickstorm! Keep bricks at bay by matching them up. Use the magic cement mixer to suck a brick out of the sky, and then shoot it back (making a match 3, naturally) to bash those bricks! Watch for powerups like slowdown and bombs. But keep an eye on the bricks: those things hurt!

Posted on: January 2nd, 2009 at 1:01 am

Rhythm? Who needs it? If you can smack the skins fast enough, you can win! The trick is, you MUST play Left, Right, Left, Right..

Posted on: January 1st, 2009 at 1:53 am

Even the undead enjoy a quick snack. Serve up grotesque meals for your zombie customers! Would you like fingers with that?

Posted on: December 31st, 2008 at 1:02 am

Now, every collision is twice as destructive! The red arrow is twice as red! The black bars have double powers! Do it again, baby!

Posted on: December 30th, 2008 at 1:59 am

Bush unleashes the ultimate American weapon: The Tilty Truck! Squish stick soldiers, bash buildings, trash tanks!

Posted on: December 29th, 2008 at 1:55 am

Another matching puzzle, but with an evil twist! There's one match you DON'T want to make: skulls! Skull matches rob your lives; beware!

Posted on: December 28th, 2008 at 1:53 am

Make the chain reaction of your dreams! Each ball has its own pattern of dispersal. Some are poweruppies, some are just bummers. Clear the screens and level up!

Posted on: December 27th, 2008 at 1:51 am

Align cubes of four matching cubes. But make it quick! There's a horrible ink spot (or something) that will make your blocks seize up! Oh noes!

Posted on: December 26th, 2008 at 1:49 am

You say orbs, I say balls. Move all orbs to the left side of the canvas before time runs out! How many balls can you handle?

Posted on: December 25th, 2008 at 1:42 am

For once, the snipers have some taste! Slam slugs into the usual suspects - and look good doing it, peeps!

Posted on: December 24th, 2008 at 1:55 am

Star Quarterback - out of commission! How? Who? Why? And only one person can answer - You! Interview increasingly annoying students and faculty to find the perp. Be sure to turn on the sound, too!

Posted on: December 24th, 2008 at 1:36 am

Many enemies stand between you and your goal. Fortunately, your samurai skills are impeccable! Leave a trail of bloody bodies all the way from Kyoto to Tokyo. Samurai art courtesy of Brad "fancy pants" Borne!

Posted on: December 23rd, 2008 at 1:52 am

Brush up on your virtual tossing skills - without the rank stench of day-old beer and day-old drunkards to distract you!

Posted on: December 22nd, 2008 at 1:50 am

Are you easily annoyed? Go play something else, then. This game is only for the strong, the clever, the most patient amongst you. Do you has?

Posted on: December 21st, 2008 at 1:47 am

Yes, all the usual ninja skillz apply. But now you can add some freaky mind weapons, like teleportation and resurrection! Spooky ninja!

Posted on: December 20th, 2008 at 1:43 am

Keep It Simple, Stupid. It's all about the quick draw. Hope you have a fast trigger finger, partner!

Posted on: December 19th, 2008 at 1:41 am

Like money and driving? Great! We need a getaway driver. Earn points, hire specialists, upgrade your van - and go do crimes!

Posted on: December 18th, 2008 at 1:39 am

Tired of waiting for the election? Finish the job now - YOUR way! Select one of many parties, or design your own. Then make delegates fight for every state! Strategize your every move, Mr. President!

Posted on: December 17th, 2008 at 1:36 am

Think you can hit a few over the fence? We'll see. Beat these batting challenges and take your game to the majors!

Posted on: December 16th, 2008 at 1:34 am

Meet a mutant ape. He's full of rage, can bench press 2K pounds, and has a couple of Uzis! Blast your way to freedom, my simian friend!

Posted on: December 15th, 2008 at 1:32 am

Build armies and send them into battle. Certain death, or ultimate victory? It is all up to you, Commander.

Posted on: December 14th, 2008 at 1:30 am

Like being an Orc wasn't painful enough. Fight through flocks of beastly opponents, like skeletons, wizards, monsters and unicorns! Ok, maybe not unicorns.

Posted on: December 13th, 2008 at 1:27 am

Leave prison? Easier said than done, pal. But this will be good practice for the real thing. Move through the cell house without getting spotted by the guards.

Posted on: December 12th, 2008 at 1:25 am

Frankly, your test results are very disappointing. However, we can admit you to Stupid Jr. College - IF you can pass this one test. Feeling stupid? I know I am.

Posted on: December 11th, 2008 at 1:22 am

Rhythm? Who needs it? If you can smack the skins fast enough, you can win! The trick is, you MUST play Left, Right, Left, Right..

Posted on: December 10th, 2008 at 1:19 am

Carve, grind and kick it all night long - without injury! Skate this phat park with all your skillz. Can you rank on the leaderboard?

Posted on: December 9th, 2008 at 1:16 am

Tasty insect morsels! If only I can get close enough...but these stupid lily pads keep moving when I jump! This puzzle will require my entire amphibian brain to solve!

Posted on: December 8th, 2008 at 1:13 am

You can aim your ball, but you only get one shot. What's a putter to do? Cheat the course! Insert provided thingies to keep your ball headed holeward.

Posted on: December 7th, 2008 at 1:11 am

Draw your intended samurai sword slash - this warrior moves faster than you can see! Save the kingdom or something, but do it with impeccable style, baby!

Posted on: December 6th, 2008 at 1:08 am

Panda loves it when you match tiles. And he gets bored when you dont! Play the flossiest mah jongg game around, my peoples. Charm the Panda!

Posted on: December 5th, 2008 at 1:04 am

One awesome soldier on an impossible mission! Fight and shoot your way through the baddest frontier going - Afghanistan!

Posted on: December 4th, 2008 at 1:02 am

Delicious, profitable, stinky oil! Let's get stupid rich, huh? Trash the environment, bribe the politicians and squish the little peoples. Don't feel rich enough? Then Drill, Baby, Drill!

Posted on: December 3rd, 2008 at 1:58 am

The maze drives itself! You just steer the maze so your little puck doesn't hit the wall. Freaky stuff, man!

Posted on: December 2nd, 2008 at 1:56 am

Dangerous and difficult: this escape is brutal! A word to the wise - check the books for formulae. And whatever you do, don't taste anything!

Posted on: December 1st, 2008 at 1:52 am

At last, fishing without the stink of bait on your hands! See if you can outwit a fish: FTW!

Posted on: November 30th, 2008 at 1:47 am

A 2 player football game. Run around using the arrow keys and score as many goals as you can.

Posted on: November 29th, 2008 at 1:45 am

Shoot the targets and be as accurate as possible before time runs out.

Posted on: November 28th, 2008 at 1:44 am

You are in the middle of a chase with the enemies driving a blue car.

Posted on: November 27th, 2008 at 1:42 am

Aim for the bulls eye and fire your bow and arrow. Kinda tricky, but pretty fun.

Posted on: November 26th, 2008 at 1:41 am

If you don't think shooting flying nuns is fun, then you don't know what fun is. Straightforward game...and pretty fun as well.

Posted on: November 25th, 2008 at 1:39 am

Fun little beat em' up game.

Posted on: November 24th, 2008 at 1:32 am

Use the arrow keys and 'x' 'c' to play in the world cup and see if you can come out on top.

Posted on: November 23rd, 2008 at 1:38 am

You have unlimited ammo, so kill as many of the escaping convicts as you can. Go for the head and they go down faster.

Posted on: November 22nd, 2008 at 1:35 am

Check out the flash version of Battlefield 2. The sounds leave little to be desired, but it's quite fun.

Posted on: November 21st, 2008 at 1:34 am

An action packed shooter game. Shoot your opponents using your mouse and press 'E' to switch your weapon and W, A, S and D to move.

Posted on: November 20th, 2008 at 1:30 am

Score three goals in a row in this 'free kick' football game to achieve victory. Not easy.

Posted on: November 19th, 2008 at 1:29 am

Fight your way to the top to prove you are the greatest.